foolZONE - a special April Fool's Edition of analogZONE

Product Reviews

More Product Announcements (not reviewed) - NEW

New Cell Phone Service Actually Works
Waterloo Networks Re-Defines "Fat Pipe" Data Networks With Gigabit-To-The Toilet Technology
Virginia's New Dress Code Regulates The "Geek Look"
NASA Changes Agency Name and Funds Hubble
HP's Latest "Green" Computers Feature Edible Cases For Easy Recycling

Special Reports

Air Force Reveals "Invisible Jet's" Revolutionary Stealth System Based On 1970s-Vintage Dark-Emitting Diode Technology
Lil'Bit Technologies Announces Their New RIP Data Compression Engine Has Achieved The Holy Grail Of Data Density...1 bit!

Links & Resources

International Federation of Competitive Eating said to be considering a new category for the HP edible computers detailed above.
Acronym Interaction, Expansion and Extrapolation Engine (AIEEE) offers valuable resource for technology marketers and innovators.
Creative translation engine makes technology web sites accessible to all.
GoogleGulp poised to refresh thirsty cubicle-dwellers.

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